Monday, February 1, 2010

2.2.10 Queenstown

What can be said about Queenstown other than its fucking awesome! Everwhere should be like queenstown. Its very small but it is just a party town, no one goes out till 11pm, by that time your just a bit tipsy. The bonsers are a bit of a problem at world bar as they keep telling men they are 2 drunk and to go, strange how they never did it to the lady's.
I really don't know what to say about the place. I met some awesome people, as always i only seem to be frineds with girls, lol. The chillie oz girls and the isrialy's you know who you are if your reading this, awesome times. Also did a bungy in Queenstown!!!
Had to take diarrera pills before doing it as i keeped having to go to the loo. The video is on you tube just go to magicrugmaker on youtube and you'll find it.
I know i'v not really said much about the place but thats because sometihngs are best keeped to yourself.....
Back to christchurch

2.2.10 still trying to catch up here

Still trying to catch up up to this day so bear with me while i try to rememebr what i'v done, and try to put it down in a not so boring way, good luck to me. Right coffee on the go and last FM on in the ear, lets begin
We get to Christchurch and book into folly towers, Dagmar pays for my room, bonus!
We go out for dinner and end up at this turkish kabbab place Dagmar found in thelonley planet. the chiars are a bit low and shit, i din't really like the place and a kabbab before you go out drinking, is just a little strange to me.
after this delight my father and i went to this irish bar that clamed to have the worlds biggist beer glass. Bit of a let down the glass was. This was not the size of it, as it was very big, it was just in a glass box and you couldn't drink it :-(
I woke up the next day still very drunk, i'v not drank that much in a bar for a while. On waking up a girl in the room told me she had just got a job working in a lapdance club and would i mind if she practiced on me. Well i could let the poor girl down could i....
I don;t think i really have to go into to much detail but she paid for a room to practice in, where we spent the next 3 hours watching lap dancing on youtube lol.
The next day we just hang around, still a bit drunk form the 3 bottles of wine drank the night before...
Off to queenstown i go.....

Sunday, January 31, 2010

1.2.10 Been a while

In true Richard form i'v missed a great big bite out of this blog, but would you want it anyothere way? The reason for this is simple, i only really write in my blog when i'm board or having a shit time. After leaving Nelson i have not, i'v been having a fucking amazzing time. Meeting really great people, doing some things i didn't think i could do and of course spending my credit cards till they will not give no more, lol.
So this will have to be quick as i'm going Whale watching in a bit and i'm tired after getting in at 3am last night.
Aftre leaving Nelson we went off to munichen.; we being My dad and dagmar who i have blagged a lift with for a few days, sweat as bro.
In this tinny town we went rafting which was cool. In the evening not alot as there are only 800 people living there and the bar closing really early. I didn't mind to much as i had my own room!! OWN BED!!! To say i slept well would be a understatment.
After leaving there we went to graymouth. (went to see sea lions on rocks on the way, can't remember where) Graymouth is how it sounds, lol. THe hostel was intresting as the owner had a big hard on for Africa and all the deco was like when rich people bring back stuff from there. From here we did a day trip to FOx glacier for a walk! The walk was fucking cool, cool being the word as was a bit cold on the ice. Also really funnny was that we popped into a place on the way for a cup of tea, and eneded up on a Helicopter flying over franze josif and tassam glacier, bonus!!!
A good day was had by all. In fact i still have the spikes i had on my shoes form the walk. Well it cost so much i wanted somthing, couldn't take ice now could I, lol
Next day drove to christchurch over Arthers pass. Dave and dagmar did a walk while i sat in the car reading a book, was a good book, so bettre than walking i think.
Oh dear ran out of time, will have to finish this later. Still to come. Lap dancers, bungy jumps and erm well you'll have to see

Sunday, January 10, 2010

10.1.10 In Nelson

I'v left Blemhiam to go to Nelson, where i'm going to get a lift around some of the island with the rants who have come over.
The hole work thing did not go well. Dodgy contractors who will do anything not to pay more than the minimum.
Sad to leave Blemhiem as made some good freinds in the hostel. Really cool people. I was the only English person. Apart from Jenny who was Welsh i was the only native Englaish person there.
Ended my time there by getting really drunk at the hostel party and going out into doen with the peeps and making a dick out my self dancing, dad dancing of course, lol.
Ended on a real low when i got a ramdon head but by one of the locals walking back. This has done nothing to raise what i thing of the Kiwi's, lol. I alwasy thought it would be a maroi who would attack me, not a skinny white fuck, lol. Only thing i'v got from a maurie is free booze and a turkey cooked for me at 2 in the moring, lol.

Thursday, January 7, 2010

8.1.2010- WOrk is shit

Basicaly work sucks. Got fucked over on the pay, lied too by this stupid supperviser who's english is shit to be nice. PLus i hurt so much as fucking hard work. One things fuck it. Going to get me a bus ticket party till my overdraft is up and go back to the good old uk. I'm the only person in the world i think who does not get the hole new zealand is great thing. There is a reason they all fuck off to Oz